hello 911? yes so this person had a really good url and they haven’t been active since 2010.
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he just wanted to learn
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
Ron Burgundy came to my town today…with Dunkin Donuts and a 40
i thought wombats were like a lot smaller. a LOT smaller. are we sure this isn’t a bear
i always figured wombats were rat sized this cant be real
This is a standard size….?
did i fall into an alternate universe last night
they are usually approximately 1 meter (40 inches)
but… but… they look like squirrels… HOW CAN THEY BE THIS BIG?! ARE THEY ON STEROIDS?!
As an Australian I can confirm this is the standard size of a wombat.
In fact, they are such solid animals that if you were to hit one with your car (at a reasonably slow pace, of course), they will stumble for a second, then continue on their mystical wombat path.
Motherfucking wombats FTW.
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA
Jim Halpert is my favorite thing in the world.
photo by james snyder of a cuban tree frog who swallowed a christmas light when a bug landed on it. the bulb was gently pulled from his stomach, and the frog seemed no worse for wear, if however slightly insulted. but that’s probably because he’s so thin skinned.
frog r u serious
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”