Sex Tape in theaters July 18
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
this is online vigilante justice, and it’s amazing
The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
There’s a romance I find in flying. It is truly a privilege - an event, if you will - to be able go someplace so far away in such an efficient and stylish manner.
fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year
have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other
Kaylee and Corky!